My friends who owns a Chevrolet Silverado ask me if i know someone who wants to buy a car because he wants to sell his. The first question that i comes into my mind is, why? Chevrolet Silverado is a nice car, why does he wants to sell it.

He told me that there is something wrong with his car and he just want to sell it and buy a new one. I told that it is stupid to sell the car because its almost new and you don’t really know what the problem of the car is. He said that there’s problem in the engine and it also need a brake job.

I told him to find a Dallas auto repair first for him to know how big is the problem of the car before he decide to sell it. Maybe the repair don’t cost to much. It’s a good thing that he listen to me and we found out that the problem is easy to fix and cost a few hundred dollars only.

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Pick Up Line of the Day – 003

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?”

Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

“What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.”

“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!”

God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”

Source: AskMen(DOT)com

Pick Up Line of the day 002

Pick Up Line of the Day – 002

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Erich Gonzales is the star in the remake of sexy film “Katorse” in ABS-CBN. (Erika Chryselle Gonzales Gancayco) was born on September 20, 1990 in Cebu Philippines. Erich Gonzales is a Filipina teen actress and one of ABS-CBN’s Star Magic.

Pick Up Line of the day 001

Pick Up Line of the Day – 001

Damn, If being sexy was a crime you’d be guilty as charged.

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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says: “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening.”

The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well: “Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember,” she says. “I am going to treat you like a king.”

She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles — the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise. Well, the husband is wide awake watching the clock.

He knows that he is doomed. He taps her: “Honey?” he whispers. She rolls over and they again proceed to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. By now she is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband’s dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again: “Honey?” he whispers.

She rolls over and yells: “Would you give it a rest! One of us has to get up in the morning!”

Source: AskMen(DOT)com

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One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12 inch tall man standing a few feet away from him.

Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him: “What the hell is that?”

The guy replies: “He’s a pianist!”

“No way,” the drunk says: “you’re pulling my leg”

So the guy next to him picks up the 12-inch man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man starts hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars’ patrons.

“That guy is great,” the drunk says: “Where did you get him”?

The man told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish.

Inspired by the story, the drunk runs out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it. When the genie finally pops out the drunk says: “I wish for a million bucks”. All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead crapping all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing.

“You bastard,” he says: “I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden a million ducks appeared and started crapping all over my new suit.”

The man started laughing and wildly exclaimed: “You don’t really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist do you?”

Source: AskMen(DOT)com